sheryl crow makes washing your car look like an futile act of middle class egocentrism

Isn´t Diablo Cody amazing? really, its undeniable that a sharp sense of humor and a can-do attitude will take you wherever you want to go. hmm

so things are going.
along. like.
a. car.
on. a. dirt. road.

Bumpy, loud, a bit nauseating, but I can see I´m getting somewhere so Im not about to jump out of the car, yet.

I forced myself to initiate a talk with la madre and it went in a completely different direction than I anticipated. I was prepared for an easy letdown, a ¨well, we tried but what can you do?¨ Instead I got a, ¨keep doing what youre doing except try a little harder¨ so.. okay? thats it? some of you may be thinking ¨what? I thought it was going so well!¨ and it is/was/is and clearly its a winding road (?) and what I mean is- this is real life and nothing is going to be easy and perfect 100% of the time, however, Im afraid that one child despises me. I think he cares what I think and is hellbent on proving himself to be more cultured, intelligent, and mature than I am. He gets annoyed because I dont care. Anyway Im not sure if this will change and I cant bask in his hatred for the better part of 10 more months so Im keeping my options open. Ive got bitches and hoes in different ares codes, you know? word.

My birthday is in one week and I feel totally conflicted, like one part of my brain wants me to intoxicate myself with as many free shots as I can stomach and another part is planning to take my non-teenager status with the utmost seriousness and really transform into a shining example of adulthood. I know which one seems more practical- I suppose ¨real¨ adults dont even actually care about birthdays, so.. now can someone please explain what to do?

onto to more interesting topics- 35 mm cameras. i bought some and im not sure about brands, so if someone can get in touch with my sister or matt walker. i need some help before ebay completely takes advantage of my naivety and consumes my life. im a little too eager.

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